motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling


18.9.14 at 17:17 · ♠ maddiethewriter · © · 161693 · reblog

why-am-i-narrating:

This. Is. Hilarious.

Stars are not small or gentle.
They are writhing and dying and burning.
They are not here to be pretty.
I am trying to learn from them.
---Caitlyn Siehl, “Sky Poem” (via unmaiden)
18.9.14 at 17:16 · ♠ janesfoster · © · 24125 · reblog

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa


18.9.14 at 17:15 · ♠ ch4rific · © · 330407 · reblog

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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18.9.14 at 17:15 · ♠ parkingstrange · © · 264558 · reblog

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cedricdigory:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

see also: neville


18.9.14 at 17:15 · ♠ starsandkoifish · © · 101889 · reblog
18.9.14 at 16:55 · ♠ ch4rific · © · 196610 · reblog

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

18.9.14 at 16:55 · ♠ ch4rific · © · 270877 · reblog

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster


mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

18.9.14 at 16:54 · ♠ maddiethewriter · © · 451823 · reblog

I’m instinctively very suspicious and guarded, and I try to counteract it so much. I find reason allows you to be open, and my only sort of ambition in life is to try and be as open as possible. —James McAvoy 

18.9.14 at 16:51 · ♠ drjohnhwatson · © · 1356 · reblog

northwesst:

Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal

growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people


18.9.14 at 16:50 · ♠ starsandkoifish · © · 33868 · reblog

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire


oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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18.9.14 at 16:41 · ♠ starsandkoifish · © · 160996 · reblog
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